Yes, I have looked the enemy in the eye, and came out the victor!!! Of course, it was my own stupidity for even trying to tame the beast in the first place. Yes, that is right, kittens, I went to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving! (Cue Law and Order dun-dun!)
Sometimes you need to get two ingredients and you need them NOW! (Cue, Alias "More than Words"....I NEED YOU NOOOOOOWWWWWWWW)
Right now you are either singing this in your heard, or googling Alias. Muahahaha. My little Thanksgiving gift.
Anyway, I went to the grocery store, I needed cherry jello and bourbon. Awesome combo, right??? Well, the jello is for a cranberry (No D) salad, and the bourbon is for the chocolate pecan bourbon pie I am making. One nice thing about Denver, is that you can get both at the grocery store. I also knew I could pay at the liquor portion of the store, so I went to jello first. One big (Little) problem. I am Hobbit height, and the jello was on the top shelf and it was pushed way back. This nice lady saw me trying in vain to reach it and got it for me. I needed it NOOOOOWWWWWWW.
So, on to the liquor portion, where I got this tiny little bottle of bourbon that holds exactly 1/4 cup. She remembered me from the other day (the I forgot my debit card and now I am panicking day). I wonder why I stuck out in her memory, must be my winning personality. HAHA. I purchased and started my escape. I ducked. I weaved. I dodged. I finally made it to the parking lot, when I was nearly run down by a mini cooper. Boo on you, sir, boo on you!!!
After breaking about a dozen hearts as I was walking to my car...nope, I parked all the way in the back. I made it to the car.
I came. I saw. I conquered.
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